yakked up

Being high on cocaine. Derived from the slang "yak," for coke.

Dude, I was so yakked up last night, it was awesome.

by Graham GSG May 22, 2008

yale

1.Where future presidents 'went'.

2.Also where people 'graduate' then grow up to 'explode' the world, then choke on a prezel.

1. Bush, Dubya.
2. Bush.

by Nik Matt September 25, 2004

yaplee

A high maintenance female (HMBeezy) which makes men fall in love with her. Some hobbies of such an individual are shopping, flirting, and partying. When encountering a "yaplee" make sure to proceed with caution because you don't know what you're getting yourself into. In many cases, the "yaplee" is a good person overall, but sends mixed signals to the opposite sex due to her out-going and friendly personality.

I am in love with a "yaplee".

by Ryan Chai July 28, 2006

Yale bait

A hot girl you meet or hook up with while touring or visiting a prestigious academic school and end up going to that school because you believe (mistakenly) that most girls there look/act like her.

*On a campus tour of Cornell*

Guy 1: "Dude this tour guide is hot, I am totally going here."

Guy 2: "Don't be fooled, she's just Yale bait, girls here are a 5 on average."

Girl: "I don't even go here, the campus hired me to get people to enroll."

by walk80235 October 2, 2012

Yale Rule

The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.

"Greetings, my name is Throckmorton Q. Covington; pleased to meet you. I say, it's a fine day. It reminds me of when I was a young lad attending Yale...."

Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

Yackle

Guy who is "over 40" and works for a farm thats a real llc and mods a rust server for a "job".

Welcome to Yackle Farms a real llc

by Random Ass July 8, 2019

Strokin' a Yakker

When virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common 'virtual' friends and, while one of the participants assumes that the other person is good looking, the assumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other participants expectations.

In short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin' hot.

Tom: Dude, did you see how I was flirting with Kate's friend Kim on the email chain this morning? I was on point.
Ted: Dude, do you even know what Kim looks like?
Tom: Nah, man. Is she hot?
Ted: Negative. You've been strokin' a yakker.

by esuohe November 22, 2006