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Chocolate Yahtzee

A sexual act that involves a man and a woman. The man positions himself over the face of the woman so that his butt hole is in her face, and begins to perform a Tea Bag. While Tea Bagging, the man takes a dump on her face. When done taking the dump, the man yells out "YAHTZEE!"
man: Want to Chocolate Yahtzee?

woman: Yeah sounds like a lot of fun!

moments later....

man: YAHTZEE!
by Douglous17 April 14, 2010
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yahaya

Yahaya, a Hausa name, also known as John in English means God of Heaven is Gracious.
by DDY6002 June 15, 2020
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Trump Yahtzee

When the President tells the exact same lie 5 times in a row
Wait, he just said that was the largest inauguration crowd ever for the 5th time today!

Trump Yahtzee!!!
by Urban humor October 13, 2017
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yamato syndrome

yamato syndrome. YS. anti-kaizen

A condition or symptoms where a new transformable toy, when carefully taken out of its box, gently transformed / posed / played with, INEVITABLY break due to poorly planned manufacturing - primary reason for failure is often due to dumbass, retarded personnel behind the manufacturing job.

Breakage prone areas on transformable toys (usually crucial moving, stress bearing areas) are OFTEN purposely made with subpar materials, manufactured thoughtlessly, leading to the toy's eventual damage, out of order, kaputting... etc.

Origins of Yamato Syndrome - Since the start of the human culture. Back in the day, the syndrome had MANY names - usually known to many as cuss words. Yamato Syndrome is the modern day, child-safe, politically correct name as it's previous names were too volatile for many civic-minded people.

The modern name Yamato Syndrome is birthed by the negative culture of toy-making company by the same first name; Yamato. Lacking experience but insanely passionate to proof something, they ventured into making subpar (but beautiful) transforming toys for Macross fans. The year was 1999.

Fast forward to 2007, worshipped by manutards the world over, Yamato are still making subpar (but beautiful) transforming toys for Macross fans. And thriving! They have proven to the world that stupidity, laziness, lies, dishonor and zero quality can too bring success. But we know they were all yamatoed.

With such consistency and discipline, Yamato's principle of Yamato Syndrome is today elevated to be the EXACT opposite of Kaizen - Japanese for continuous and incremental improvement, a business philosophy about working practices and efficiency; improvement in productivity or performance. Praticed by Yamofos that failed at Kaizen, any Yamofo can do it. All it took was more stupidity, laziness, lies, dishonor and zero quality.
"The great thing about this toy is no yamato syndrome. That alone makes it a must buy."

"I don't care if YF19 has YS nose!!! It's beautiful and I must have it!!!
by beware of blast May 29, 2007
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yahtie

word used for the method of smoking weed in a tube on top of tobacco. the tube usally glass(crack stem), is placed threw the side of a plastic bottle and used simalar to a bong. you pop all the weed and tobacco threw the tube and get dubble stoned of half the amount of weed also giving smoker an intens but enjoyable head rush. very popular in ontario originated in orangeville but perfected in muskoka.
1. man wanna get hight i brought my yahtie tube.
2. fuck i wanna hit a yaht but have no tobacco
3. ill pop you some yahties if u got a cigg we can use
4. i think my lungs collapsing from to manny yahts
by AnthoMcGravenhurst May 17, 2009
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yahtzee

word shouted when something good happens
or when you don't know what's going on
~throws leaves~
someone gets hit in the head w/ a pole.
"yahtzee!" - everyone else in the room

or
~everyone laughs at someone~
that someone - "yahtzee?"
by Chamelia May 13, 2005
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yamato damashii

warrior or samurai spirit (the soul of old japan). popularized by mixed martial arts fighter Enson Inoue who refuses to 'tap out' during competition and is not afraid to die in the ring.
i got my ass kicked hard, but i never gave up, i have yamato damashii
by WuKillaBee November 7, 2006
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