Yah!

The mating call made by a rare breed of animal known as the 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios' Repeated several time during takeoff this high pitched whine scares away most of its prey. It usually flaps its wings while screaming at the top of its lungs and running in circles. This species is usually found in sub-tropical areas in surrounding publix supermarkets and enjoys to instigate fights, enter prohibited areas, and mumbling prayers to those who listen. Be wary of its painfull bite, like a shark this animal leaves in teeth in its prey and can always bother its medical insurance for a new pair. This creature is deaf by its own choice and improves its eyesight one eye at a time.
Devoted workaholic. Loves publix supermarkets.
Experts on this animal suggest you run if its mating call is heard. "YAH! YAH! YAH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Shortly after this sound is hear expect a sonic boom due to this animals ability to take off at supersonic speeds.

"A unsatisfied Cable Client:While watching a documentary on this animal on the Discovery channel, My TV sets speakers broke due to the Sonicboom caused by this creature after it cried out it's making call and took off at mach2"

Confusius say:"YAH YAH YAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

For more information see 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'

by Mung August 2, 2003

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