Xylophone

When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis

Man She made me do the xylophone but then she ended up with bruses.

by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

Xylophone

a musical instrument played by striking a row of wooden bars of graduated length with one or more small wooden or plastic beaters.

You play the Xylophone very well, Jeff Bezos

by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025

xylophone

When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument

Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her

by LaddyDaddy January 8, 2022

Xylophone

Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.

Jeremy is so gay, hes a xylophone!

by gabygabgabgaby July 24, 2022

Xylophone

Xylophone is a slang term that my friend made up blah blah blah (credits to wolf!!!!) and it means “i donʼt know”

“hey have you ever watched a livestream of your uncle going to federal prison??”
“Xylophone man.”

by viqix. February 19, 2024