Any large and new 4 by 4 (SUV) vehicle. Owners tend to buy them because these are the only type of car large enough to carry them and their ego around.

Farquois: Have you seen my new Range Rover?
Dave: That's not a Range Rover, it's an ego waggon.

Ego waggon by Manst July 14, 2007

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waggot

The shit left on a penis after anal sex

waggot by Anonymous March 31, 2003

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Dank Waggon

a very large ass that appears to have been hit with a large frying pan, and as a result is now elongated and flat.

Dude, Zahara has got a dank waggon.

Dank Waggon by Noved73 October 13, 2011

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x-rated waggott

much more extreme than a regular waggott, with the most likely outcome resulting in someone being choked out or suffocated.

uh oh he's not having a waggott, he's having an x-rated waggott, what did you say about his mam man?!

x-rated waggott by kp13 September 18, 2009

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