Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

Wuzband and Werf by Anita D'Hoobaday July 9, 2020

Wasband 

The name for the man to whom you are still legally married, but from whom you have separated; an estranged husband. A way to reference the SOB without using the word "husband."

"So, are you and your husband working through the divorce on good terms?"
"That's WASband to you, and no, he still sucks."

Wasband by Gladileft December 19, 2011

Wasband 

An ex-husband

"Hey, that's a really nice bracelet."
"Thanks, it was the last birthday present I got from my wasband."

Wasband by chickdamebroad July 31, 2009

wasband 

A man a woman was married to but isn't anymore (combination of WAS and husBAND).

I am so over my wasband, finally.

wasband by sbrushfan July 25, 2010

Wasband 

Ex-husband.

I just ran into my wasband. He's now fat and lost all his hair! Glad I divorced him in time.

Wasband by Talking Princess April 21, 2009

wasband 

An ex-husband.

my wasband is such an ass.

wasband by Tess593 March 13, 2009

wasband balls

The condition where a man's testicles take on the peculiar scent of Krispy Kreme donuts after a divorce.

I went to visit Joe to see how he was doing after the divorce and noticed all of his towels smelled like donuts. It must be because of his wasband balls.

wasband balls by A L F January 6, 2010