Shanky Wanky

The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.

Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!

by CrankyCripple July 23, 2010

captain winky

a slang word for penis

captain winky came to visit me last night

by slone July 22, 2003

fucky wucky

This phrase is used to express that something is not right and also portrays the situation or concept as a bruh moment, or you have made a very big mess, or both.

Jonathan: Huh, I just used a knife for close range in a paintball championship.

Teammates: This is fucky wucky.

Jonathan: I made a really big fucky wucky indeed.

by Gottem21389 November 2, 2020

Wunk

The optimum level of drunk reached after drinking wine.

Often achieved after hosting a dinner party for relatives where the only coping mechanism is drinking a shit ton of wine. Usually reached after breaking a wine glass after doing the dishes.

Woooweee, that pinot has gotten me soo WUNK!

by chi1ibizkit April 28, 2017

Wonky Tub

To cum in a partners belly button

Brandon? Oh he filled a whole wonky tub. What a legend.

by The alligator cooker February 9, 2015

winky time

Often used as a code word for masturbating in the most enjoyable way possible.

Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)

Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)

by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019

Triple-winky-itis

Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.

Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.

Condition is very rare.

Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.

Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition

Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol

by Pastalovin April 28, 2020