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Dad Wedgie 

The art of giving your dad a wedgie. Best possibility occurs when wrestling with him, he's bending over, sleeping, or if he's just standing in front of you when he's only wearing his tighty whities.
My dad always walks around the house in just his white briefs. So one day, I walked up behind him and grabbed the waistband of his fruit of the looms. Yanking upwards, his legholes snapped into his ass and he balls were crushed. He stood on his tippy toes screaming. Eventually, I was able to stretch them sooo far that I hooked them to his forehead making it a perfect atomic wedgie! My dad wedgie was a success!
Dad Wedgie by briefboy101 March 13, 2011

atomic wedgie 

When one is still in undewear and someone pulls up on the waistband and tries to pull it over the recivers head.
Man my "friend" came over while my parents were out at the time. then he cave me an atomic wedgie. after that he duck taped my hands to my chest my legs together and the wedgie to my head he also duck taped me to the floor under my bed it was summer and my parents didnt find me till 3 days passed it hurt.
atomic wedgie by tapped to hoop January 11, 2005

National wedgie day 

On October 3rd for the whole day you can freely give anyone a wedgie without getting in trouble for it.
“Omg Veronica came up to me while I was in geometry and asked me if I knew what day it was, in which I responded “it’s Wednesday right”, and she spun me around and said “it’s national wedgie day” while she yanked my thong so high.”

shoe wedgie 

The term for when someone ties their shoes so tight that the opposite sides actually touch in the middle above the tongue.
Person 1: Hey, look at Mike, he's got a shoe wedgie...
shoe wedgie by Honorarius April 13, 2008

hanging wedgie 

a hanging wedgie is when someone or a group of people grab your underwear and hang the back of your underwear onto something high, such as a coat hanger, pole, or a shower head. you are left suspended in the air for a long time and its almost impossible to get out of unless your underwear rips or someone gets you off.
one time my friends gave me a hanging wedgie. we were at a friends house and we were playing truth or dare and i got dared to get a hanging wedgie. they put 2 more pairs of underwear on me and took me into the excersize room. inside there was a excersize bike. the bike looked just like a normal bike except the part you put your hand on curve upwards and it went really high up. they got a chair and hooked my underwear onto the pole. after that they pushed the chair away and i fell. it hurt so bad. the pole was about 6 and a half feet and I'm only 6 feet so i was suspended in the air. in addition i was wearing boxer briefs and they only stretch like a inch so that didn't help. they decided to do more by taking my shirt off and tying my hands and taking my pants off. i was stuck there for about 20 minutes and my balls started to ache. they were taking pictures and videos and it was so embarrassing. after another 20 minutes i was still hanging for 40 minutes no sign of ripping. they were just watching tv in the excersize room and my underwear was far up my crack. since i was leaning forward too my balls kept getting crushed. finally they let me down and everyone else did it too because they felt bad.
hanging wedgie by DoilyFam July 19, 2017

melvin wedgie 

A wedgie from the front.
Owww... My genitals...
What?
I just got a melvin wedgie.
melvin wedgie by BigBull101 November 6, 2013