Wokefishing

The phrase is a play on ‘catfishing,’ which means pretending to be someone you are not... to lure someone into a relationship. The issue is apparently enough of a problem that Vice, the achingly SJW online magazine, has devoted a lengthy article explaining what the problem is and interviewing “victims” of this cruel political dupery. - from RT - July 29th 2020

Ignore him, he's full of BS and just wokefishing you to try and get you into bed

by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

Sham-Wowed

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.

Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"

by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009

Wowen

a wicked fresh cool kid.

HEY MY MAN, WOWEN MOORE !!!!!!

by Mooshi_ February 15, 2018

Woweez

The act of laying on all fours (much like a canine) and giving a blowjob

"Man I was with my girl and she gave me some woweez!"

by woweez king April 27, 2009

Wowers

A kewler version of the word 'Wow'. Used by only kewl people. Maybe scene kids or punk kids, but surely not someone like you.

Wowers thats uberly awsome, man.

by Melissaroxyou January 23, 2006

wowed

When an unattractive nerd like person see's a person they find attractive, they mouth the word "WOW".

I was driving my car and slowed down to turn the corner when some ugly balding nerd with taped up broken glasses wowed me as I drove past.

by Frog Princess August 24, 2009

Wowfuck

(noun): a state of mind carrying a degree of similarity to mindfuck; when one is so incredibly overwhelmed by positive emotion and/or refusal to believe in the concurrent situation that the only words traversing both their brain and mouth are 'wow' and 'fuck'.

He was unable to speak for the sheer amount of wowfuck clouding his brain as he found her in his arms.

by DélicateDevotchka January 2, 2016