Worked Up

Excessively affected by emotion

Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;

Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;

Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.

"Justin was so worked up over his sisters friend he would feel sweaty and excited for her return"

"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"

"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"

Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle

by Jwod December 12, 2008

corner worker

At a roadracing event, a member of the officiating crew (or trackday organizer's staff) who watches the exit of corners for motorcycle (or other vehicle) crashes.

Generally, cornerworkers hold flags to regulate the racetrack - red, black, blue, yellow, green, checkered, and meatball flags - and are equipped with fire-extinguishers and radios, and a strange will to stand in the hot sun all day while people crash all around them at over 150 MPH.

"I'd like to thank my sponsors, the race officials, and the corner workers for allowing us to race here today..."

by kz2zx January 16, 2006

worked

in a competition of skill getting beaten very, very badly

man if you went 1 on 1 with LeBron you would get worked.

by kevin November 29, 2003

United Steel Worker

An over-paid, lazy - usually fat - SomBitch that thinks that watching a machine run makes him a "skilled worker".

Hey, there's a thriving manufacturer in the United States.
How can we put them out of business?
I know . . . let's get the United Steel Workers to "organize" the workforce !!

by Scab Head August 6, 2012

Hard Worker

“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)”

John is a hard worker, that's why he is your boss.

by Brock Trunzo May 3, 2011

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

the unnaquainted postal worker

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.

A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.

A : That's fucked up, you need help.

B : It helps me sleep.

A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.

by ziggabrap July 9, 2009