After you work out and you have to take the worst shit of your life and you can barely make it to the bathroom in time. Your ass hole feels like it is on fire and people a mile away can smell it.
by SamHamm February 22, 2009
by Krkič September 19, 2020
A workout performed by vain, mostly homosexual men immediately prior to an event where one's looks are important, e.g. an outing at a nightclub or day at the beach. The objective of a disco workout is to pump up your muscles so that you look your best for the event; it is done purely for cosmetic effects and not for any health or strength benefits.
"Bruce and Alejandro knew they were going to the beach later that day, so they squeezed in a disco workout that morning so that they'd look good in their speedos."
by Rabozicus December 18, 2009
When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.
by Eaton Holgoode May 09, 2018
after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011
One who derives pleasure from watching others workout so that he or she can duplicate their workout.
Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".
Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.
Closely related to the one upper.
Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".
Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.
Closely related to the one upper.
Kris: "I must admit, this new competitive James is a breath of fresh air."
James: "I'm not competing."
Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."
James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."
James: "I'm not competing."
Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."
James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."
by ThrilledAtHome June 20, 2013
A type of resistance training workout where a person uses nearly every single piece of resistance training equipment in the gym to complete there workout, therefore training all possible muscle groups in the same session......This type of work out is generally used by a beginner or by a more experienced gym user, returning after a long period of time.
'Think I am going to have a Gele Workout today'.....
'That guy is doing a right Gele Workout'
'I might do a bit of everything today'.......'What?...A Gele Workout
'That guy is doing a right Gele Workout'
'I might do a bit of everything today'.......'What?...A Gele Workout
by CaptainAhab87 May 12, 2011