corner worker 

At a roadracing event, a member of the officiating crew (or trackday organizer's staff) who watches the exit of corners for motorcycle (or other vehicle) crashes.

Generally, cornerworkers hold flags to regulate the racetrack - red, black, blue, yellow, green, checkered, and meatball flags - and are equipped with fire-extinguishers and radios, and a strange will to stand in the hot sun all day while people crash all around them at over 150 MPH.

"I'd like to thank my sponsors, the race officials, and the corner workers for allowing us to race here today..."

corner worker by kz2zx January 16, 2006

worked 

in a competition of skill getting beaten very, very badly

man if you went 1 on 1 with LeBron you would get worked.

worked by kevin November 29, 2003

United Steel Worker 

An over-paid, lazy - usually fat - SomBitch that thinks that watching a machine run makes him a "skilled worker".

Hey, there's a thriving manufacturer in the United States.
How can we put them out of business?
I know . . . let's get the United Steel Workers to "organize" the workforce !!

United Steel Worker by Scab Head August 6, 2012

Hard Worker 

“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)”

John is a hard worker, that's why he is your boss.

Hard Worker by Brock Trunzo May 3, 2011

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) 

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

the unnaquainted postal worker 

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.

A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.

A : That's fucked up, you need help.

B : It helps me sleep.

A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.

the unnaquainted postal worker by ziggabrap July 9, 2009

Keynes Worker 

An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.

We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.

Keynes Worker by ashishram April 20, 2009