wooden pc

A term often used in relation to loading screens in gaming. Describes a players loadtime as being very slow.

Ah man, you've got a wooden pc or what?

by kaygeecee July 1, 2011

does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

by Walletto January 11, 2012

Wooden philosopher

A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (дървен философ)

My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.

by JPFROMNAPLES January 6, 2019

wooden pussy

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.

"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.

by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012

shoopen das woopen

The German form of shoop da woop.

"Ich bin kosten mein lazer! SHOOPEN DAS WOOPEN"

by Yea Yeayee November 6, 2006

Woofen

The alternative to the holy word amen but in a furrier way. Join our cult and lets embrace the great ways of Woosus, Woofen I tell you my children, Woofen.

--The great doge god priest--

Woofen brother, Woofen.

Basically just replace it with amen.

by "okke" March 21, 2022

Wooter

Metaphysical place of happiness within the soul, generally triggered by enthusiastic glee

That really tickled your wooter, didn't it?

by Fuckunda September 2, 2017