by chjo January 30, 2007
Get the chompin' on the wooly mug.the state of or being Little Woo (completely useless)working harder at not working than if you just worked normally. Usually late to work from heavy drinking the night before.
by No Body Cares October 17, 2008
Get the woosless mug.Related Words
woosly • wooly • woolyback • wooly mammoth • Woobly • wooly booger • WOOGLY • woolly • wooly bully • Wooly woofter
wimp/pussy. simply combine the two words for woosy. easier to say in fron tod grandma when tellin off your little brother.
by uncle daddy December 2, 2004
Get the woosy mug.The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
by Waterboy8535 June 18, 2009
Get the Woolly Worm mug.Wooly Back Is Portsmouth Slang for somebody from The Suburbs, people from areas Such as Waterlooville, Purbrook, Bedhampton, Hambledon, Horndean and Denmead are known as Wooly Backs, Wooly Backs usually wear Sheep skin jackets and Follow Havant Football Club
by Pompey Cockney 657 October 7, 2021
Get the wooly back mug.Wooly back is a term used to describe someone from the small farming communities, in Hampshire, of Havant and Waterloovile. The locals speak with a strange dialect, which is a hybrid between West Country and London Cockney.
The surrounding farming villages, Purbrook, Crookhorn, Horndean, Bedhampton and Cowplain are all a stone toss away. They attend all, home and away, Havant and Waterloovile FC fixtures. The blokes will dress up as scarecrows and their wives will wear their sheep skin jackets and fur boots. All clothing will be hand made and fashioned together in a rustic like manor.
Before home games they will drink in The Heron and The West Leigh.
The surrounding farming villages, Purbrook, Crookhorn, Horndean, Bedhampton and Cowplain are all a stone toss away. They attend all, home and away, Havant and Waterloovile FC fixtures. The blokes will dress up as scarecrows and their wives will wear their sheep skin jackets and fur boots. All clothing will be hand made and fashioned together in a rustic like manor.
Before home games they will drink in The Heron and The West Leigh.
A towny overheard a Wooly back trying to communicate:
“Ize fram Point Seven ize is, ize been shopping in BP, we never been having a fuel problem”. “That polak served me, Dawid, he been smelling funny me babba”.
And “Ize can’t stop laffin when ize been shanting”.
“Ize fram Point Seven ize is, ize been shopping in BP, we never been having a fuel problem”. “That polak served me, Dawid, he been smelling funny me babba”.
And “Ize can’t stop laffin when ize been shanting”.
by City Geezer October 19, 2021
Get the Wooly back mug.If you are not feeling too well; usually feeling sick and a little dizzy - then you are said to be feeling "woozly".
by snoopy45 January 9, 2006
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