woofles 

pooping and vomiting at the same time

he came down with the woofles and had to sit on the toilet with a bucket

woofles by whoooooosisit December 12, 2011

woofle 

See w00fle

All your w00fle are belong to pie.

woofle by Hyper Ferret January 10, 2004

wooflefin 

When a man stretches his penis over his gootch and duct tapes it to a butt plug.

The Bodiner is such a wooflefin.

wooflefin by feag November 6, 2003

wooflesnack 

ballsack

Man, he is such a wooflesnack.

wooflesnack by snackofthewoofles February 14, 2017

woeful social 

Bonding over pain shared.

You are being very woeful social joining that group.

woeful social by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Woofling 

That God awful noise that penetrates the eardrums when only one car window is down while driving, usually a rear window - but not always

“Dammit Kayla, either roll these windows down or roll this one up, it’s woofling in here!”

“Crack another window, it’s woofling!”

Woofling by Mr. Mitchoggie February 15, 2019

wooflet 

A quiet, brief bark by a dog. It is a short, soft bark, so quiet it might not be audible in an adjacent room.

My dog heard a sound outside a gave a wooflet, warning me that something is going on that I should investigate.
Once he heard a knock on the door, he barked loudly.

wooflet by Aikidokaratefan March 20, 2019