Woodson

a sex move that is so potent that leaves your legs paralyzed

Man I left his house in a wheel chair because he gave me an amazing woodson.

by Auzzie Robs April 12, 2009

Woodstock

Mythic concert in the 60's that loser teens around the world have embarassed themselves trying to replicate ever since.

Seriously, what do you expect from a generation whose definition of "cool" involves hanging at Starbucks or messaging their friends on Facebook whenever they go to the bathroom?

There was only one Woodstock, the 60's are gone, nowadays world sucks. Get over it.

by Sullivan1990 August 15, 2009

Woodson Hot

A lower standard of attractive-ness that applies to Woodson students because of the lack of hot guys.

Person 1: He's pretty hot!
Person 2: Meh, he's only Woodson Hot.
Person 1: You're right at Fairfax High School he'd be fugly.

by Woodson2014 June 19, 2011

Woodstock

the most badass place in illiois, the famous movie groundhogs day with bill murry was filmed there... is famous for its legendary square.

"Dude... have u been to Woodstock yet?" " Hells yeah, its badasss!"

by mcbadass breezy March 6, 2010

Woodstocking

Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girls mouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.

Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.

by MJisAsian December 21, 2018

Woodstock 99

The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.

"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."

by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020

woodstream

a neighborhood in marlton, new jersey filled with awesome stoners, some albanian and gay. Most people here smoke weed and eat omlettes at the marlton diner. Some others put dog poop in nicks ny yankees hat because they are die hard phillies fans. ONe person with long hair and plays the guitar hangs out with gaybirds,campanaro. YOUNG KHALIFA NIGGGGAAAA!!!

woodstream rocks our cocks, where can I get weed? woodstream biottccchhhh!, fuck balls, I munch on boners cause i live in woodstream, downs farm blows go to woodstream.

by stevefoley February 19, 2011