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woodstream

a neighborhood in marlton, new jersey filled with awesome stoners, some albanian and gay. Most people here smoke weed and eat omlettes at the marlton diner. Some others put dog poop in nicks ny yankees hat because they are die hard phillies fans. ONe person with long hair and plays the guitar hangs out with gaybirds,campanaro. YOUNG KHALIFA NIGGGGAAAA!!!
woodstream rocks our cocks, where can I get weed? woodstream biottccchhhh!, fuck balls, I munch on boners cause i live in woodstream, downs farm blows go to woodstream.
by stevefoley February 19, 2011
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windstream

A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.
Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."
by zach9974 October 31, 2013
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Hoodstream

When something is “mainstream” in the hood; worldwide throughout the hood; been passed down the grapevine but the grapevine is the hood.
Jon: Ain’t nobody really know about it but it’s hoodstream now.
by ctljlb June 3, 2019
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