little wooden boy

In the cartoon series "the Tick", his sidekick Arthur deserted him, so the Tick made his very own sidekick out of broken pieces of wood, with nails for eyes.

Tick: Little Wooden Boy! you can take him! *throws him at the enemy's face*

by ArchDevil November 3, 2003

one worded

Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.

Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”

Moey: “damn man why you so one worded?”
Ali: “lmao I’m not”

by Alisaidnahworray March 28, 2018

wooden kimono

coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.

have you seen Jimmy?

man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.

by s c p May 10, 2005

Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010