woned

Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).

Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong

by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010

Wonker

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

Wonkeley

Wonkeley can mean essentially anything you want, but mostly pertains to partying. Or parts of your body being smashed up/ looking funny. It's best used in an Australian accent.

We got a bit too wonkeley last night!

Brandon's eight incher is looking quite wonkeley in his pants.

by SmelseaC April 12, 2011

Wonker

A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

by Mib 001 December 19, 2003

wanked

what a guy does to his dick when he is alone, to pleasure himself and cum. It feels so fucking good by the way!!!

Johnny wanked over the girl rubbing her pussy.

by hornyhamish February 7, 2018

Ferociously-Wanked

When a woman wanks off a man more vigorously than usual.
Better than the average wank!!

My mate Steve was Ferociously-Wanked in a hotel room at the weekend. He loved it!

by LilSdaD March 17, 2008

Wonkette

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.

Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.

by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009