Womansplain

The equally asinine counter term to "mansplain," (of a woman) to explain herself in an overly complex or unnecessarily verbal fashion, usually in an attempt to try and make a point by looking smart, or because she simply can't stop talking.

My wife goes to book club and she always has to use a 6 syllable word every other word. I wish she'd stop womansplaining her stories to me.

Womansplain by The New Age Sage October 30, 2017

wompass cat 

A big black cat with a big red butthole. Thats why theyre so ornery.

A cat ate my pet bird. Musta been a wompass cat.

wompass cat by granmaster rousch January 9, 2004

womanscaping 

v.

When a female decides to trim or remove hair from their bodies it is known as womanscaping. Also known as the female version of manscaping.

Since my boyfriend would not trim the hair from his ears I decided to retaliate by not womanscaping.

womanscaping by Womanscaper January 20, 2015

womansplain

(pronounced: woo m-uhn- spleyn)

-verb (used with or without object)

to give an explanation for the motivation behind a certain action or statement that has nothing to do with the current situation but rather is related to something else that has happened very long ago in the past

Guy: "Why are you getting so angry? So I forgot to take out the trash today. Big deal!"

Girl: "The reason I'm so angry is because you always do stuff like this! Like the time we went to dinner and we ran into your ex-girlfriend, but you didn't introduce me! I felt so embarrassed and awkward but you didn't even care!"

Guy: "What??? What does that have to do with anything? Besides, that happened a year ago!"

Girl: "OMG, you are sooo frustrating! I shouldn't have to explain everything to you! You just don't get it!"

Guy: "Wow..."

Guy's Friend later at a bar after hearing the story: "Dude, you just got womansplained."

Guy: "Yep."

womansplain by giant105 March 30, 2011

Womansplaining 

When a person is giving voice to an opinion or explaining something, all the while constantly interjecting excuses and self belittling nonsense.

Person 1: "I am no expert of course, but wasn't there once... or maybe twice, I'm not sure, this special campaign where it was possible to somehow exchange your old... or new I gue..."

Person 2: "Stop womansplaining and just get to the point already!"

Womansplaining by davogotland August 31, 2017

womans rights 

The ability to act like shameless crack whores and arrogant liberal bitches and call it equality.

Example of womans rights to choose
Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Actually,no,seeing as how your 5'1",got the jack backwards and in the wrong place,and those lug nuts are rusted pretty good...;But go ahead prove me wrong."

Alternate Example:

Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Listen here u dumbass cunt,I just got off work,am tired and dirty,but I stopped anyway to see if I could help;Apparently not so fuck you."*drops tire iron,leaves*

womans rights by CrowTard April 16, 2006

womansplain

To passive-aggressively suggest a motivation behind a certain action or statement that has next to nothing to do with the current situation or with reality generally, but which instead is related to another event or statement that took place days, if not weeks or years earlier.

While eating a meal cooked for me by my girlfriend, I asked why she seemed so bitter. She womansplained that she was upset with me for having refused her mother's offer for seconds on her caserole, 2 years earlier.

womansplain by don quixote454545 March 16, 2011