WOFTAM

Waste Of Fucking Time And Money

by Karsoe March 1, 2003

Wootache

A female mustache another spelling for this word is wootash.

Hair above the female lip and below the nose is a wootache (wootash)

by Mr will March 15, 2011

Woktail

A combination of alcoholic beverages and orange juice in a wok. It is a cocktail contained within a wok to allow for greater volumes of alcohol. A good woktail will consist largely of smirnoff vodka (1/2 ltr approx) with at least 3 differnt largers, 2 further spirits and wine mixed in. Fill remaining wok space with orange juice and enjoy.

What we gonna do with all this vodka n shit? Woktail!

by jizmo May 25, 2007

Wotanism

The worship of Wotan, AKA Odin. Same thing as Odinism.

Peter believes in Wotanism.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

woeman

The real spelling of woman, changed to hide the fact that women bring much woe with them.

That chick brings so much drama around with her that she is a perfect example of a woeman.

by doinurmom February 3, 2010

wetawded

By definition wetawded is an adjective used to describe someone or something that is not working correctly or at full potential. Usually this is brought on by lack of sleep, illness, or by use of alcohol or drugs. However, it can be used to describe the effects a mood has on a person as well. Most commonly it is used as a silly way to point out self-retardation on a subject, or a temporary state of not understanding something due to one of the above reasons.

Coming from the original word 'retard', or 'retarded', wetawd or wetawded may take it's place in any sentence. It is used to 'poke fun' at it's mother word 'retard'. By doing so it is not as offensive or harsh. It also implies a sense of irony, in that you are too retarded to actually pronounce the word correctly.

You may also use the word wetawd when watching someone do something really, really stupid.

1) I cannot function today I am totally wetawded. 2)What's wrong with you? Are you a wetawd? 3) Get a clue and stop being such a wetawd. 4) I am not wetawded... at least not yet. 5) What the **** is wrong with that guy? What a total wetawd!

by Melikamail July 5, 2009

licks on ya weetabix

The equivalent of "shame" or "unlucky" to somebody who suffers a bit of misfortune, but it should not be used offensively e.g. if somebodys mate dies you shouldnt say it. You should only say it when its laughable at.

a friend: "I got turned down for the job because they said they didnt like my hair"

Me: "Licks on ya weetabix!!"

by Tom O'G November 15, 2006