kojak with a kodak

a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.

trucker CB lingo.

Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.

10-4, good buddy.

by elemental July 8, 2005

crab with a knife

It's a Crab with a Knife

Don't piss off a crab with a knife.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Sealed with a kiss

When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss

Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss

by Anthony craig March 27, 2021

vagina with a kickstand

A tongue in cheek description of a transvestite, or basically anyone that appears to be a woman but upon further investigation is a dude. If you don't get the definition picture it ! Funny right ?

"Wow look at that chick over there, she's really hot."

"Dude, that isn't a woman, it's a vagina with a kickstand."

by gimbo is all in April 1, 2008

kirby with a knife

Kirby with a knife is Kirby with a fucking knife

“Yo I’m scared...”
“Why?”
“Because Kirby with a Knife is gonna fucking kill me 😰”
“Ooo shit”

by Alexthepianoboi November 20, 2019

crack head with a keyboard

Any one that thinks they are a rock star and they actually suck.

Dude, did you hear that band? Just a crack head with a keyboard! I can totally do that!

by leg warmers rock December 2, 2004