Wishmop 

The act of spitting in your hand, then rubbing said hand on the tip on your penis. In order to successfully execute a quickie, when there's no time for foreplay.

Elevator sex is safer when you use a wishmop.

Wishmop by Kawalla Fresh February 4, 2021

from the muddy banks of the wishkah 

From The Muddy Banks Of The Wishkah is a live album by the band Nirvana. Features the hits Teen Spirit, Lithium, Heart Shaped Box, and many other songs. Unlike the Unplugged album (Released in 1994), this album has the live electric performances.

From The Muddy Banks Of The Wishkah.
Damn that's a mouthful.

from the muddy banks of the wishkah by UnstableNerd429 October 18, 2014

cardinal wiseman 

a shitty school in west london with shit teachers and shitty students. teachers act like little kids with authority and the students are all rebelling against the horrid teachers (i don’t blame them) food is shit everyone says it’s shit but still eats it. teachers change when ofsted come. year 7s pushing everyone like they’re hard year 11s year 8s all wet. year 9s are bored and make beef everyday year 10s depends too much on year 9s and are all lowlifes year 11s don’t even focus on their gcses in a few months. the whole school is shit. irrelevant teachers trying to make money aswell. terrible.

girl 1: “what school do u go?”
girl 2: “cardinal wiseman”
girl 1: “oh that wet school”

cardinal wiseman by cardinalfreak28272828 February 5, 2020

wishka 

GOD and the best at everything unstopable unbeatble invincible

wishka oh my wishka,

wishka by mikummmsssszzzz December 28, 2007

Washma 

A person who acts like they are 5,

A washma will usually say stop in a very whiny voice.

They also are always addicated to indian boys.

OMG she is such a Washma
Obviously she likes nameesh shes a Washma

Washma by accoutrements2004 December 6, 2019

Wishard 

Drinking, and proceeding to sit on a toilet while taking a shit and throw up all over yourself and everything surrounding you.

oh my god, he pulled a wishard!!!

Wishard by skuntz123 March 27, 2009

washmah 

A beautiful girl of Pakistan origin. She is quirky, funny and loves her friends. She is an all round great person. She is also a lover of the mystical and unreal e.g unicorns and wizards

I wish I had a washmah friend.

washmah by Amzalie2810 May 17, 2016