van winkle

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

by jwd142 August 11, 2009

Winkie door

Definition 1: The door you unlock with your winkie *wink,wink*

Definition 2: The organ near your heart that acts up whenever you do something extreme or when you are in a nervous situation.

Definition 3: A man amoung men who fights winkies.

Ex 1. I tried to unlock the winkiedoor with my winkie but my winkie broke off.

Ex 2. When I made myself a winkie torch my winkie door was going 1000 mph.

Ex 3. Right after work at the daycare center Chuck Norris is a winkie door.

by Fernanthony April 9, 2009

WinkelMan

An absolute unit. A god amongst men.

"Look at that guy. Looks like a WinkelMan to me."

by Koolu October 17, 2018

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

Mary Winkler

Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.

Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.

by Melvin5000 July 6, 2010

winkie bird

Weiner, weenie, peepee, schlong.

That idiot over there has his winkie bird out.

by Rose likes pie November 18, 2009

winklefisting

A sexual activity that is virtually identical to what is commonly known as simple "fisting," with the only difference being that the hand and forearm that is inserted into the vagina or anus (or both) is significantly small than a normal hand. This is either because the individual who is performing the fisting on another is a little person, or merely an individual with abnormally small hands.

"I saw a really awesome porn where a gang of midgets was winklefisting this road whore."

by debatesensei February 12, 2008