wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.

Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.

by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007

Wingmaning

Verb of wingman; actively assiting in getting, or replacing a woman for a bro. This can be at/during a party or in real time.

"Dude, thanks for wingmaning me at the party last night. I totally got laid thanks to you!"

by Alex Gniewek August 31, 2012

wingyan

Wingyan is a pretty and kind girl who has a low self esteem. She is known by everyone in the class but is not part of the popular groups and only has a few friends. Most people in the class will either fall for her or wish to be like her, especially her friends. She is also friends with the best and funniest people who can make her smile in just an instant! She loves her friends very much and feels very comfortable around them. Wingyan is also a very sarcastic girl who likes making jokes very easily. She is good at sports and likes to draw and usually beats herself up when she fails. She also likes tea, preferably green tea. She either has no siblings or has too many. Over text, she prefers her nickname to be ‘wy’.

Hey is wingyan from your class? whats her number( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by get deez nutted September 28, 2021

Accidental Wingman

When your actions end up helping your bro get the girl he's been going after. However it was never your intention to play the wingman and try to get them together. It just happened to play out that way. Can also happen with a girl accidentally helping her gf get a guy.

Bro: Hey so how did your date with brosky go?
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!

by d shizly May 8, 2013

Psychic Wingmannery

When you can just tell that a friend of yours is in trouble with a girl and you're not physically around to help out. You help him via text message or other medium to make sure he gets where he needs to be with said girl.

Using my psychic wingmannery I could tell my boy Robbie was struggling with this girl, so I sent him a text to ask about one of her friends for me.

by Dr. Craig April 14, 2009

wingman

-When you and your buddy go out to the bar/a party. And let's say you meet a hot chick, but there's a catch she's got an annoying or ugly friend. It's your buddy's job "The Wingman" to keep the "other chick" occupied so she won't want to leave. No one wants to talk to her, and she's jealous that her "hot friend" is getting attention. While your Wingman is keeping her occupied and preventing any "cockblocking" from happening you are free to make your move(s). You can even use your Wingman as an excuse for her to leave with you. "Look, your friend is having a great time. My buddy and her seem to be hitting it off real well. Come on, let's go back to your place."
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!

"Mike took the Wingman position with honor that night."
"Yea, we weren't sure who was the Wingman on that morning."

by DanoRollngRck33 January 31, 2004

Wingman Trade

A trade completed by an NBA executive who is a former champion of the club he's trading his player(s) to. Usually Wingman Trades are massively lopsided, appearing to make one party seem like a "wingman" who completely screws himself over for the benefit of his buddy who reaps the rewards/nails the prom queen.

Recent Wingman Trades include KG to Boston, and Gasol to LA.

Lakers fan: "Dude! Did you hear? Gasol got sent to the Lakers for absolutely nothing! How the f--k did they pull that off?!"
Grizzlies fan: "Wingman Trade. F--k you"

by TTBlogger February 13, 2008