Weiner Worthy

Being desirable enough to stick one's penis in. A woman worth wetting one's willie in. A gal who a guy would want to fuck.

Nicole worried that by the time she was in her late 40's that she would no longer be weiner worthy.

by theinstigator October 1, 2016

wiener dog envy

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

trouser weiner

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.

I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.

by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006

Anthony Weinered

To be the target of an unsolicited picture of someone's genitalia via text message.

OMG I gave that guy at the club my number and he Anthony Weinered me! Ew!

by MadtownRach June 16, 2011

Wiener Cousins By Association

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association

My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

by celphchaos June 30, 2010

wiener picture wednesday

Sending wiener pictures to your friends on Wednesdays if your name is Jeremy.

His girlfriend flipped out when she found out he was sending wiener picture Wednesday photos to whores.

by Get the Mac February 22, 2018

side weiner

The other man

A guy that a woman cheats on her boyfriend or husband with.

Girl 1 "Oh my gosh that's him! That's Marsha's side weiner."

Girl 2 "oh wow! He's hot! I could use a hot side weiner myself."

by Ajeness November 25, 2016