When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.
by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010
Get the Dirty Windshield Wipermug. When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.
by Butter Razor April 22, 2019
Get the Lazy Windshield Wipermug. When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.
I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours
by Coondog000 April 29, 2021
Get the Mississippi Windshield Wipermug. When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
by Nut blaster February 2, 2017
Get the bulgarian windshield wipersmug. When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
Get the New Mexican Windshield Wipermug. When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
Get the Windshield Wipermug. When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
Get the Windshield Wipermug.