Coalition of the willing

Personal bitches of the Bush regime. See lapdog.

Their job is basically to take it up the ass when not sucking George Dubya's cock.

by DeadByDawn November 1, 2004

Willing Vessel

(wil-ing ves-uhl)
–noun

Disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, semen, or some other body fluid.

Primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been "cured" of homosexuality by primarily religious means.

Secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been "cured" of homosexuality or to have prayed the gay away.

Girl, our new Pastor is born again. He's washed clean of the homosexuality and the gay. That's right. But I hear he's a 'willing vessel' for more than just the word of the Lord, if you know what I'm sayin'.

by JTB1967 January 15, 2011

Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021

Willingham Curse

The universal karmic ass-kicking a college sports program receives for stepping on a minority coach and/or candidate in favor of the alumni's choice.

When Notre Dame callously fired Ty Willingham during a legitimate rebuilding period, bringing in Charlie Weis as the alumni's golden boy, it began the "Willingham Curse," resulting in two years without a bowl win and a third year without a bowl appearance and a loss to Navy!

by Jane Khrysanthemum November 26, 2007

Beef Willingham

A crazy fat guy who farts often

You hear about Todd? Yeah, that wanksta's a Beef Willingham. He smells like Ruben Studdard's ass.

by Dean V W August 15, 2008

willinillipilification

A deliberate obfuscation of the facts with vapid unverifiable distarctions

Trump's explaination was a willinillipilification of the facts

by MrEnglishaccentisgivenapass June 6, 2017

Willingtary

A mix of the words willingly & voluntary. Primarily used to as a way to shorten a sentence.

Sean, will you pick me up from the bar? I’m willingtary to go but I don’t have a ride.

Sean, this guy is willingtary to go to the doctor but he needs a ride.

by Zornosh December 5, 2021