Wildetroll

Derived from the two words 'wildebeest' and 'troll' a wildetroll is an overweight obnoxious and narciccistic male, generally with pimples on his back, who lives to torment, harrass and upset his family and/or partner.
In addition to these 'attributes', the person is more often than not extremely lazy, oversleeps, overeats, snores, is sexually dysfunctional due to having smoked his entire life and the battering ramp he sports around his middle.
He will often blame his partner for the poor quality of sex, quick to brand her as "a turn off" until one fateful night after a week of obsessive compulsive masturbating over soft porn, the individual has an attack of conscience over his partner crying herself to sleep the night before and admits that the problem lies with him, his lack of stamina and his inability to haul his own ass.
He can be quickly identified, even from a distance as the asshole who yells out commands such as "get back to your box (room) bitch" (addressing his partner), and "you'll do as your told. I am god".

Person 1 : "Gee, check out that bastard who is threatening to let that poor woman walk home from the parking lot with all the groceries. He could stand to lose some weight himself".
Person 2 : "I know, right? What a Wildetroll!"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009

Wildepussy

a female's vagina that is overly hairy, possibly wild, unkempt and generally pungent in nature. They are normally found on hippies, gypsies, and asians.

I was at the circus the other night and hooked up with a carny. She had a wildepussy but I still raw dogged her.

by TheDirtyDoggs August 14, 2010

nick wilde

hands down the hottest cartoon fox ever drawn. lucky judy,, she got to hang out w nick for a long time. oh to be judy. anyways, nick wilde is very sexy.

"bro nick wilde is so hot aha"
"frrr i watch zootopia 24/7 for him"

by sophiasmom February 2, 2021

Deontay Wilder

Slack Jawed WBC Heavyweight champion. Illiterate scarecrow with no common sense.

"Hi, my name is Deontay Wilder, the heavyweight champion in America with zero following because I'm a slack jaw retard."

by Braintank October 8, 2018

wildebitches

Groups of unattractive bitches that linger in parks waiting to get picked up.

Tommy-"Man we need to get laid this weekend."
James-"We could look for some wildebitches."
Tommy-"Hell no, i don't want to catch anything."

by mattyfofatty February 29, 2008

Wilder

A gorgeous man that will make you weak in the knees when he locks eyes with you. He is of czech heritage, has beautiful thick dark hair, amazing eyes and is tall and lanky, with impeccable style. You will be pleasantly surprised that his gorgeous looks don't equal a cocky personality. He is humble, intelligent, open-minded, big-hearted and thoughtful. He is an artist from Northern California and has a smile you'll never forget. Amazing conversations that will leave you craving more. He has a presence about him that makes both men and women do double-takes in public. He will leave you guessing about his feelings for you because he is very reserved and calculated. It's hard to win over a Wilder, but he's worth trying, he's a gem!

Wilder is someone that every guy wants to be, and every girl wants to be with. If you can win a Wilder's heart, you are a very lucky girl indeed.

by coppergirl August 6, 2011

wilderness fuck

verb- the act of having sex in the outdoors, ex. the woods, a field, beach, etc. usually teenagers who cant have sex at home due to parental guidence

- "hey babe, can we go on a walk in the woods, and Wilderness fuck"

-"no, there are bugs!"

by Gibson26 April 8, 2010