chilly willy wumpkins 

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

Dilly Willy

When you spit on your dick and stick it into someone's ear.

I can't believe that Dedrick just gave Danielle a dilly willy!

Dilly Willy by the most boopinest beat alive August 6, 2014

willy cushion 

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.

'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'

willy cushion by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013

Willy Woka 

Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.

I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.

He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!

Willy Woka by La Pluma May 14, 2021

hot dog willy 

A hot dog willy is when you jerk a man off and when he's about to cum, you stuff a hot dog in his urethra while screaming: "Willy!"

John: "Samantha gave me a hot dog willy last night, it felt amazing!"

hot dog willy by Hot dog willy April 30, 2015

Sportsman's Willy 

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

WiLaBe 

The will to be, what one wants to be,
when one blossoms into adulthood.
A combination of two words, names or titles; William, and The Wanna-Bees...
"WiLaBe"

Once William,realized what he wanted to be when he grew up, he then proudly decided to become a writer/illustrator-entertainer. And now, WiLaBe is, and will become a famous children's coloring book author, utilazing a cartoon, bee like character he created long ago, and called it a Wanna-Bee.

WiLaBe by William 'WiLaBe' Richer August 6, 2008