moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 17, 2007

whiffle sniffer

a person who smells their own dirty underwear after they make a splotch

Oy, he's smelling his skivvies! What a whiffle sniffer!

by Levi Benson January 20, 2005

whiffles

condition commonly afflicting dweebs, the ability to smell pussy, combined with an inability to locate it.

Steve Erkel has a terminal case of the whiffles.

by ToddAus August 29, 2005

Whiffle

The sound a pug puppy makes when it breathes.

I laughed as the puppy gave a cute little whiffle in my ear."

by Jasmine Zweifler July 1, 2007

No Whiffle

1. a complete lack of whiffle
2. An alternative to go big or go home
3. Skip Whiffle Ball, Play in the big leagues.

4. Whiffle spelled with an H, because fuck you, we can.

Snail Racer is No Whiffle

by Whiffle King August 11, 2010

wufflenut

An incredible sexual feat in which a man gives anal to a women and just before he cums he pulls out and blows his load on a waffle which he then gives to his partner

Man I gave Emma an amazing wufflenut last night man

Really!??

Yeah man she loves them

by Big cheif kookomas July 11, 2016

Whifflewhaffle

(n)
Primarily american cult formed in the late 2010's, it has had roughly 20 members it today has 7.

(v)

To whifflewhaffle is to share for the enjoyment of the followers of said cult.

Isaac: "Yo! That's so cryptid! Ehefez "—Minco— "you gotta whifflewhaffle that"

Al: "I would but there's no wifi in the cave we live in"

by whifflewhaffle July 16, 2018