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knight on a white charger 

Knight On A White Charger is a synonym for Knight In Shining Armour it gives no definition or explanation when you click on the synonym and brings you straight back to Knight In Shining Armour.
Person A: ‘Hey there is this weird thing on google with the synonym Knight On A White Charger. It just brings you back to to Knight In Shining Armour
Person B: ‘WAIT! Knight On A White Charger?! PFFFTT— AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA’
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White Stuff on Dog Shit

The white matter that forms on dog shit after it sits for a spell.

sittin on the white house 

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside

No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's

White stuff on the G spot 

A mysterious white spot often seen covering the letter G in the word Nutmeg on a spice bottle when someone has dropped acid. Often used as an expression or indication that someone has started tripping.
Dallas wants to know why there's white stuff on the G spot again.

Sean just said he's starting to see white stuff on the G spot already.

Like white girls on Halloween

Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"
Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween

Ass cheeks on ah white tee 

Stank like your white tee after a lap dance at a ratchet strip club
Boi that shit stank like ass cheeks on ah white tee