Whippo

The cross between a Whale & a Hippopotamus. Normally located in the United States, they prowl on ruining people's relationships with their spouses and they make very loud noises and no one wants to see them. Hunted by groups of Females and Males, their skin is used for Tennis Rackets and clothing in the winter. Whippos are known to be easy to hunt because they are very slow and too busy mating with each other.

OH DAMN, BILLY! LOOK AT THAT WHIPPO!

by matastic July 28, 2010

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a heem heem whimper

Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.

Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."

Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."

Ben: "a heem heem whimper"

by ItsApeX October 4, 2021

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Wimpo

Wimpo is a small face towel commonly used to wipe away dirt or perspiration

The motorcycle rider brought along his Wimpo to wipe away his face after a long hot ride to the mountains

by Macho Pancho May 20, 2018

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Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

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