Weazle Wazzle

The act of urinating. To pee.

I drank to much water and now I have to Weazle Wazzle.

by Scott November 20, 2003

Wazzle

Scottish slang for urination.

I'm just aff for a wazzle.

I wouldn't wazzle on him if he was on fire.

by Dotcottonlickingpissoffanettle December 27, 2011

wazzledonkey

A wazzledonkey is someone who is being an asshole; someone who is being a dick

"No one cares"
"F*ck you , you wazzledonkey"

by SuicidalMemoirs March 11, 2017

Wazzle dazzle

When you pee and do jazz hands

Have you ever been so excited to finally pee you do the wazzle dazzle ?

by Yes_sir December 29, 2020

Wazzle

explosive urinating under harsh conditions

"get me to a bathroom right now, or I'll wazzle all over this car!"

by Anayah buttchick3n March 10, 2021

T-Whizzle

T-Whizzle is a guy who likes to think he is big and strong, however when it actually comes to trying to lift large weights he always seem to have some form of mysterious ailment or issue.

Man 1 - Hey lets do some weights with T-Whizzle

Man 2 - Nah no way man last time I tried to do weights with T-Whizzle he kept claiming his legs were different lenghts so he couldnt squat properly or that he had back problems so he couldn't deadlift.

Man 1 - Yeah that sounds like a T-Whizzle no wonder he is so small.

by that awsome guy May 24, 2014

Cock whizzle

The lack of knowledge of road etiquette.

That f**n cock whizzle just cut me off!

by Sir Chuck Diesel November 18, 2016