Weinet

When a man’s dinky (penis) is very small.

“Why, Dan, that is not a weiner, that’s a weinet!”

Weinet by SinkerThePinker January 2, 2019

Wetness 

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander

Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.

Wetness by anonymous October 21, 2020

Wetneck 

N.) Someone who lives in the swamp. A swamp person.

"Look at that there wetneck livin' in the swamps!"

"A gator just popped out and ate that meth!"

Wetneck by Wetneck Carl August 8, 2021

werneth school 

a place full of shit teachers and annoying yr7s that think they're on badness, never make the mistake my mum made sending me there.

what's the school w 2.7 ratings? werneth school.

werneth school by operationL June 22, 2023

wetcetera 

abbreviated as wetc.

1. verb. When the person in question (usually a woman, but not exclusively) becomes wet and aroused, because of all "the other things; and so forth; and so on" that are unmentioned in the midst of a conversation with the object of her desire and/or affection.

2. noun. The other things; and so forth; and so on that imply you are going to satisfy the fuck out of her when you see her, that will make her scream and gasp and moan for more of all that shit you do that hits all of her buttons just the right way, without actually saying them.

1. "Man, my girl is wetcetera after I hinted at what I'm gonna do to her tonight!"

2. "She knows I know what she likes, so I might have said a couple things, plus all that wetc."

wetcetera by Nov5mber August 24, 2023

wet net

A wet net is cricketing parlance for having a few beers to keep your eye on as opposed to actually having a physical net practise .

Big game tomorrow boys, anyone keen on a wet net?

wet net by Steakncheese December 2, 2025

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

Phantom Wetness by snake ruiz September 27, 2012