by Scott Crem November 28, 2018
Get the Nolan Westlake mug.A small town about 25 minutes from Santa Monica and Los Angeles. When asked where they are from, residents often quickly respond, "LA" though traveling to Los Angeles for any event is unheard of. Westlake lies on the edges of Oak Park and Agoura Hills, (home to the beginnings of HOOBASTANK and HELLOGOODBYE) yet considered a part of Thousand Oaks and sometimes referred to as "The Village" to those with ghetto tendencies. Yet this town is anything but ghetto, in fact it is known to be home to rich "upper class" soccer moms with boobs harder than the men they turn on. However, the good news is; at least Westlake mothers tend to actually HAVE money.. you can tell by their teenage gym bodies and facelifts that they paid thousands of dollars for to look like crap. However, as boring as "The Village" may be, it is indeed a serene, happy location. Once home to Will Smith, Jessica Simpson, and Daryl Hannah. Currently home to Tom Selleck, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, and a homeless woman with a blonde wig.
Kait: "There's a party in Simi Valley tonight, wanna go?"
Billy: "To SLIMI valley? No man, we're already in Westlake Village, let's just stay here."
Justin: "You guys are from Westlake? Where is that exactly?"
Kait: "LA"
Justin: "Oh really? Well my cousin is having a party in LA tonight.. wanna go?"
Billy: "Nah, it's too far."
Billy: "To SLIMI valley? No man, we're already in Westlake Village, let's just stay here."
Justin: "You guys are from Westlake? Where is that exactly?"
Kait: "LA"
Justin: "Oh really? Well my cousin is having a party in LA tonight.. wanna go?"
Billy: "Nah, it's too far."
by L.Bow January 27, 2009
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Possibly the most expensive yet boring place ever with snobby rich kids at every corner with skaters who think their as tough as nails yet know theyd never go near a real ghetto, often coming in many sizes, they come in 2 variations 1) tall, rich, skater, crappy rapper.
2) small, rich, skater, crappy singer.
Both are inept and as equally likely to do drugs and be left behind by scociety because of their ignorances, but hey the girls are hot ;-))
2) small, rich, skater, crappy singer.
Both are inept and as equally likely to do drugs and be left behind by scociety because of their ignorances, but hey the girls are hot ;-))
"Omg you hear about what haplened in westlake village"'
"Whats a westlake village?? Sounds like a rich snobby town"
"Whats a westlake village?? Sounds like a rich snobby town"
by DudefromLA July 6, 2016
Get the Westlake village mug.At Westland Middle School, the 6th graders set paper towels on fire, the 7th graders vape, and the 8th graders smoke weed.
by Delaneyab June 9, 2018
Get the Westland Middle School mug.A town 10 minutes from Malibu where everyone is filthy rich and live in cookie-cutter homes and come from perfect families.
There is always drama which is funny because there really is never anything to do.
There is always drama which is funny because there really is never anything to do.
by anonymoussss anony. October 5, 2006
Get the Westlake Village mug.glenn westlake middle school, the school of extreme hoes. you could be dating a kid one day, then will break your heart and move on to the next with out even looking back. everyone has gigantic boobs and the boys love to comment on girls asses. if your lucky you might even be put on thicc list. its basically a school full of stupid drama and rumors. your either a super popular rich kid or you are some looser than sits in the corner with no friends. you will see every popular person wearing there lulu leggings with vineyard vine shirts walking around like they own the damn school. not to mention that they are terrible at teaching any kind of academics. if you take what you learn and move to a new school honey you are screwed. i mean not to leave out the teachers like mrs. johnson or mrs. blair will give you tests on shit you don’t even learn. it’s a horrible school and i feel so bad to ANYONE that has to attend that school for all 3 years.
person 1: you went to glenn westlake middle school right?
person 2: yea, that hell hole taught me nothing and turned me and my friends into rude basic bitches, i’m so glad i’m outta there.
person 2: yea, that hell hole taught me nothing and turned me and my friends into rude basic bitches, i’m so glad i’m outta there.
by daddydicky October 15, 2018
Get the glenn westlake middle school mug.A suburb of Detroit, with and interesting mix of wiggers and snobs. It has a bad side and a good side.
Often referred to by it's residents as "Wasteland"
Often referred to by it's residents as "Wasteland"
I live in Westland, you've prolly never heard of it seeing as it just mixes in with the fiftybazjillon other detroit 'burbs...
by alyson May 13, 2005
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