Wessel

A sheepfucker.

Frank: You hear that noise?
Bert: Yeah. Wessel's fucking sheep again.

by McFucknugget'sbestfriend June 14, 2022

Wessel

Wessels are one of the sweetest, most genuine people you will ever meet. Always there for his friends, supportive, honest, and loyal. Wessels are most definitely your ride or die. They'll be there till the end. ❤❤❤

Man, I'm so glad I met a guy named Wessel, cause' he's amazing!

Wessel is my husband and were getting married soon!

by Shattered Glass August 10, 2022

wessel

wessel is cool, sexy and has an amazing jawline. wessel is super sweet and will always be there for you no matter what. he has a glowing smile and beautiful brown eyes. wessel is the best friend you could ever ask for.

person 1: wow that guys jawline is amazing asf
person 2: that’s because his name is wessel

by Carina Davis July 15, 2022

cock wessel

A person that is a piece of shit.

My father is a cock wessel

by JJJHUNG October 7, 2021

Wessel

The word given to define a person who considers himself to know everything there is to know - depsite the fact that he knows nothing! Everyone else around them knows this ... and he seems oblivious to the fact!

I can't stand this guy, he's such a Wessel !

by Malamute69 February 4, 2010

wassem

wassem is the sexiest guy ever, he gets all the shordies around him. Everyone gets jealous when they are around him especially Ryan.

someone: Do you know Wassem?
a girl: yess i love him so much he is sexy

by sophia1121 November 22, 2019

the wessels

when fucking a chick up the ass, after spraying a load, the act of sucking/licking all jizz out the asshole, and re administering it into the beoches mouth

Last weekend, I pulled the wessels on wessels.

by KCTJ July 30, 2008