Worldwide Headpat Day

July 14th is Worldwide Headpat Day.
Go and headpat someone that's close to you

Happy Worldwide Headpat Day

by Akosih April 20, 2019

post world cup depression

an illness characterized by not knowing what to do with oneself (or one's vuvuzela) now that the FIFA world cup is over. additional symptoms include glazed eyes, a general feeling of listlessness, loss of appetite, and a tendency to watch terrible television to compensate for the end of the world cup.

I caught Tom watching the Tour de France in an effort to fill the void of world cup soccer. He's got post world cup depression real bad.

I tried to funnel with my vuvuzela but it's just not the same anymore.

by waaaagh July 17, 2010

bizarro world

A world where everything is the exact opposite. Up is down, first is last, good is bad, wrong is right, white is black, logical is illogical, giving is taking, insanity is sane, liberty is tyranny, and vice versa. It's a place where literally, the sky is forest green and the trees are sky blue.

Here at bizarro world, when greeting others we say "goodbye", and when leaving we say "hello".

by xenocryst June 26, 2016

fuck the world

A state of mind achieved by a person who has been repeatedly shit on by the universe, causing the murderous energy contained within to be released.

Hitler's rejection from art school caused him to adopt a fuck the world mentality and thus started the Nazi party.

by Mars Julian May 22, 2008

World Scholars Cup

A place/competition where antisocial teens go to compete in topics none of them understand, cram the last night, and feel good when they receive one of the thousands of medals there are, just to make them feel better. Oh, and also, it will cost you an arm and a leg to travel if you live anywhere that isn't a third world country or Europe.

The mascot is an alpaca, which they give you stuffed versions of so that you feel less depressed by your crushing defeat at at the hands of the Israeli team.

Bob - "wow, World Scholars Cup is tomorrow and I havent studied a single thing in sylabus"
Dennis - "dude, who even studies anyways"
*Bob goes in and gets 20/100 on the exam, filling in all the bubbles*
*still gets a gold medal*

by SextusEstDiscipulusMalus February 3, 2019

The Amazing World of Gumball

A multimedia animated series airing on Cartoon Network. It's about a blue cat named Gumball and his unusual town, which consists of characters such as a tyrannosaurus, a banana, a shapeshifter, a furry slug, and other trippy characters.

The Amazing World of Gumball is one of CN's best shows.

by Sharkzilla January 13, 2015

pbs mind in an mtv world

when you are really smart but are surrounded by complete fucktards. me, of course.

middle school was hell for me because i was a pbs mind in an mtv world.

by Allanator June 23, 2011