Welch

To masturbate in public with intent to be caught.

Watch the door im going to welch

by zhawk May 21, 2013

Welch

N- a 250 pound, 6 foot tall Englishman with an unnaturally high voice, while still being the most hardcore person you could meet and answers the phone, "WELCH HERE!" and hangs up, "Welch out." Frequently eats Candied Apples.

V- 1. to be dissed, rejected, or ashamed. 2. to have a projectile, preferably a javelin, thrown in the face.

N- "It's Welch, not like the country but like the grape soda.", "I'm English, you see.", "I have the Golden Voice.", "Wanna mess bitch?", "Welch Here", "(while eating something gooey and delicious)This was worth the two dollars." -all by Welch.

V- 1. "I was welched by Welch, I can't even sit at that table anymore -Alex", 2. "Dan welched me right in the face with that jousting stick" - Luc

by Macarro July 24, 2008

welching

the act of stealth revenge

dude she got welched bad
i heard he is planning on welching her

by K3v!in @maz!ng July 29, 2010

Welch

A cling on

I had a welch all over me last night

by shalompiggin February 23, 2011

Welch

Welch (v.) To Welch:
To sponge money off a person or organisation. (See A.)
To break a deal, contract or promise, verbal or written. (See B.)

A. "God damn. Simon just phoned... He's lost his job at the petrol pump... Probably means he's going to try and welch off me for the next few weeks..."

B. "I guess I promised to pay up... Don't want people to think I'm some kind of deal-welcher..."

by C. Kinsman March 10, 2008

Welching

When movie-goers show up to the theater 45+ minutes before the feature presentation. The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.

Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?

by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007

The Welch

When the female is giving oral sex and the male forces her head on his genitals until she pukes

Dude I totally give my girl The Welch

by Thewelch June 18, 2016