weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Weinershitzel

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.

"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019

Necktie Weiner

When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.

William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.

by TheCasm May 30, 2016

shirt weiner

when your shirt protrudes from your unzipped pants.

"Principal has a shirt weiner"! -Nelson

by big money pimpin to the max May 8, 2005

weinerista

A person who works at a hot dog cart or restaurant.

"You know that guy Taylor? He's a weinerista at Award Weiners."

by WiggleFest June 27, 2014

wetnorking

Networking with your dick, or vagina. Having sex with someone in order to have access to them for professional gain.

- I am a genius. I just banged the director of digital strategy at Vice.

- Nice. Good WetNorking dude.

by SwedishChef July 11, 2016

Weiner Demeanour

A term defining the emotions of one's weiner

Jimmy's man parts have a great weiner demeanour

by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016