loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.

He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.

by trikmc August 25, 2006

heightism

discrimination of heights

he said i was too short to reach a shelf. that's heightism

by adlim69420 September 21, 2021

gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

by Fatlad August 17, 2007

Heightism

Heightism is like racism well, not really it’s judging someone by there height and even making fun of someone, but it’s funny

Tall person:” Haha you short man”
Short person: “hey don’t be a heightist, *sings song about being short*
Definition: heightism

by follow my tt sovietroblox4 July 26, 2020

weightial

one who makes fun of someone else for being either to fat or to skinny

man 1: you aren't aloud to get on the swing your to fat
man 2: hey quit being weightial

by Jon C. Anderson April 30, 2008

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

Weigertism

Religion dedicated to the one true God, Father weigert. Father weigert has moved from this world after his enlightenment on his followers. He rests eternally in the dankest of the dank river valleys with a broken stapler as his holy weapon and the light of the baby leg lamp forever shining down upon him. He left us with his feirce companion, the all mighty midget bear. The followers read from the holy scriptures from the Book of Weigert. According to the scriptures, “Father Weigert will come again and kill the one they call Brodey because he is annoying as fuck. He shall be stricken from the Earth by the deadly lazer that is the sun.” Josh 4:17

“I will not be your false god” he said to them. And in reply the men responded, “ you shall be our one true God and we shall build a church for the and devote it to you, to Weigertism.

by Midget bear November 15, 2017