The act of pissing someone off so bad on a social media site that they delete other friends. Most likely out of embarrassment.
by sailorjerry November 28, 2011
1. The coolest kid you know. You gotta love him.
2. The dumbass that's kinda fun to hang with but way more fun to beat up.
3. The ex-boyfriend you regret having.
4. That horny basturd that owes you money.
5. The guy that thinks he can skate.
6. A reason to say the sentence: "Wow, I really think I hate that kid."
7. The kid that eats all your food and sometimes spidercake.
2. The dumbass that's kinda fun to hang with but way more fun to beat up.
3. The ex-boyfriend you regret having.
4. That horny basturd that owes you money.
5. The guy that thinks he can skate.
6. A reason to say the sentence: "Wow, I really think I hate that kid."
7. The kid that eats all your food and sometimes spidercake.
Dude did you see that weaver kid? He's such a dumb ass!
OMG I totaly regret dating the horny basturd.
OMG I totaly regret dating the horny basturd.
by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008
Someone who makes up or exaggerates a story or situationto get out of trouble or improve your standing with others. Weave
Bobby said he was couldn't come because he was working, but baz saw him at the Queen's Head... that guy's a weaver
by thebigG September 20, 2006
1. A name for a person who has, "my daddy is a pilot syndrome." Not to be confused with a Mock.
2. One who frequently says "Hey, Keven!!"
2. One who frequently says "Hey, Keven!!"
by pandaber1012 February 08, 2011
The act of, or a person that has, sexual intercourse with inanimate objects. Though that is the true definition, You can also be classified as a Weaver by doing anything remotely sexual with inanimate objects.
by c0nn0rmcghee May 26, 2011
While having sex with a female in the doggystyle position, the male spits his tobacco juice on her back.
by The Countdro August 17, 2010
Usually someone who resides in northern Ohio, their behavior is much like a 10 year old however they dress like a 70 year old. Wardrobes consist of loafers, carpenter jeans and off colored T shirts that Easter Seals and the Salvation Army would not even accept as donated clothes. Weavers are usually the type to have sunglasses with thier initials on them, they try to act tough, can be easily influenced by others, and they usually like to call people his "brother" or " broham". A weaver will do well as a private investigator but not so well in the diesel technician field. They have a canning ability to find the truth, but lack the ability to change an oil filter.
I just had my batteries changed on my truck, now they are leaking everywhere, looks like someone did not bolt them down, wow, what a weaver...........
by 2973aeds September 17, 2010