wdtfg

where did that faggot go?

user one: brb
after a very long time has passed...
user two: wdtfg

by brya1290 July 12, 2007

WTFMONKEY

A monkey that says wtf all the time.

Mac fagot : I like monkeys
Normal person : Man you are crazy, whats wrong with you?
Mac Fagot : Monkeys say wtf all the time
Noral : Ok, you are insane you cultist fool wtfmonkey just makes no sense

by mackillerlongtimelickinthewtfa January 20, 2010

wtfmao

Want to f!@K my ass off

Holy shit she just called me, shell wtfmao!

by John Doe May 13, 2005

WTFML

When your boss is known for being irrational and makes ridiculous demands of you. At first you're alarmed at the absurdity of the request, but then realize you're powerless to do anything but do what she says. All you can do is shake your head and think FML.

Helga just asked me to do what? WTFML...

by Helga's Beoch June 19, 2010

WDTF

WDTF = waaaayyy DTF

really DTF
extremely DTF
too DTF

almost to the point of digust

John: "what's wrong with her?"
Steve: "she's WDTF!!!"

by Charlie Sheenster March 22, 2011

wtfmlgtfomg

When text messegers go crazy with their abbreviations.

person 1:"What happened last night?"
person 2:"Oh, this girl totally wtfmlgtfomg'd me...she said 'omg bb, ilu 4vr. I totes want 2 bng u XD'"

by Charlt September 25, 2009

WTFmissles

Rofl equals rolling on the floor laughing, and lmao equals laugh my ass off. Now, thse too also have their counterparts. Such as the 'roflcopter' which is the primary flight vehicle for the lmaoarmy. It shoots WTFmissles and OMGbombs.

I have to hop in my roflcopter and shoot wtfmissles at that statment.

by conviction5800 September 17, 2015