water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Screen Watcher

A person who while participating in a game of Halo looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned halo players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.

"Hey Strode, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass"

by John Dominy August 17, 2007

weight watchers

a weightloss program where foods are assigned point value and you add up all the points you eat and try not to exceed your daily alloted points. The thought behind this is that it's easier to count points than calories, fat grams, carbs..exc. it is a legitimite way to loose weight and one of the few diets that allow participants the luxury of not ruling out foods like sweets entirely. Instead, portion size is emphasized and there are also pre-package frozen desserts from the company. Group meetings and weight-ins add a sort of peer pressure, AAA feeling to it, making participants more likely to stick with the program. Anyone from the casual dieter to the obese can learn how and succeed with it.

Jenny went on weight-watchers and lost 30 pounds.

by mmmhmmwow June 07, 2005

Dick Watcher

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

by trollmaster#1 June 12, 2011

clock watcher

someone at work or school who pays too much attention to the time

The kid is a total clock watcher.

by Light Joker May 06, 2007

Junk Watcher

A girl who is caught looking at a man's package on a consistent basis

Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.

by varrod April 18, 2010

Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.

Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!

by SchuminWebdotcom November 03, 2009