wasterfest 

getting fucked up...and it can be used as a noun and a verb, so it will fit ur life either way

tonight is such a wasterfest kind of night, or wasterfest...tonight only!, or this is going to be the best wasterfest ever!

wasterfest by jenna September 25, 2004

Wasteperson 

politically correct version of wasteman

i've been drinking for 36 hours and my mum just heard me trying to score cocaine, i'm such a bloody wasteperson

Wasteperson by woopdedoda April 7, 2008

Waitress

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

Waitress by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Inept Waitress 

A term to describe any girl (or guy, for that matter) who brings drama to the table, when CLEARLY you didn't order it.

One of my booty-calls is being such an inept waitress right now. I told that bitch to get it straight... I didn't order any side of drama with my happy meal. Must be that time of the month.

Inept Waitress by Bash Masterson June 5, 2009

sky waitress 

n: A female flight attendant.

John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."

sky waitress by warmbrother October 10, 2014

waiteress 

Name you call your waiter/waitress when not knowing who is attending you.

James, how long you think it will take for our waiteress to serve us?

waiteress by Chuchy May 1, 2019

charlie's waitress syndrome 

Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).

Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.

charlie's waitress syndrome by MZ123 June 18, 2016