Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

wardell

A man who plays the skin flute.

Wardell, stop playing the skin flute already! Your lips may chap.

by Yadamean? May 30, 2006

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008

blue waffel

grossest thing of my life. I dies a little inside when I saw it...If someone ever asks you to look up a blue waffel...lests just say it has NOTHING to do with waffels...you will be foooooollled. nasty ew

another way of gooling you like *scary maze* for example: dude look up blue waffel! his friend: uhhhhhhm no man

by fuck biiitches get money January 4, 2011

warbel

A warbel is a raccoon with rabies. It is also used as a substitute for a "dirtier" word when expressing feelings about someone who you dislike.

"Watch out! That raccoon may be a warbel. You don't want to get bitten by one of those!"

"Man, that guy is a, why hello teacher! I mean, he is a warbel!"

by Who? January 2, 2005

Crotch Waffel

Vagina

i just went to the doctor to get my Crotch Waffel checked out.

by iFuck June 25, 2008

warfelling

When two men rub their anuses together to achive an orgasm.

Girl "Hey look, those two guys are scissoring!"
Guy "Only chicks scissor, those dudes are Warfelling!"

by donthatewarfelling March 12, 2016