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Winnet Juice 

The humidification of the inner reaches of the gluteus maximus often leads to a moist yet crispy gathering around the ring of ones rectum. These juices often condense as vapour upon many day to day objects, such as glass, tables and the faces of small children.
Hey man, that's some crazy winnet juice you got going on, mind if I have a cup?
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Another term for a mans penis or "wang"
"dude, i think that girl saw my wanner." "yes, i do indeed possess a large wanner." "Captain Pickles has a Jurrasic wanner."
Wanner by Matt Eberle April 20, 2007
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'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.
'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'
winnet by Ginge-o January 13, 2008
A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.
I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.
wanket by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018
Slang orginating in the North End of Winnipeg meaning crazy. Pronounced wal-net-oh.
Johan is so walneto.
walneto by Ryan Sparow May 16, 2006

winnetmuncher 

Some one who eats winnets. Winnets are the blobs of crusted up shit you see on cow's tails. Usually rcognisable by their bad breath!
What a winnetmuncher! Look at him go!

I bet he doesn't brush his teeth after.

You could be right I did notice he had halitosis.
winnetmuncher by No.Mad.Ic January 28, 2007
the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs
winnet by bob2 May 28, 2003