wankie

the name given to my bottom and vagina as a young child... can be used to describe the presence of the ass, vagina, and penis...UNIVERSAL*adding doodler to the end gives more of a manly feel*

Oh cropshakes!he fucked me in the wankie!
Stick your wankie in my wankie!
Let's rub wankies!

by ashley2sexc July 5, 2005

Wanky

To be cranky and to whine.

"Stop being wanky or i wil ground you."

by digigoogi August 16, 2009

Wanky

Completely absurd, crazy, ludicrous

Evan you are acting so wanky

by nglettire April 3, 2008

Wanky

A nickname given to Detroit’s own Joseph Billops formally known as Vernon Joseph Neville Billops

Deante: I then lost Wanky to the streets
Chris: Wankyyyyy

by Jnutty30 April 9, 2019

Wankie

The act of standing naked in front of a mirrow while wanking and taking a 'selfie' on your phone

Friend 1: Dude, did you get that epic Wankie i sent you?
Friend 2: Yuck, that shit cray

by Zigmatic May 7, 2014

Wanky

In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.

"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

by ChaosRocket October 22, 2007

Wanky

Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin

Man, Asanti you are so wanky.

by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008