Waking up alone in the morning after a heavy night out, surrounded by remnants of chicken
nuggets. You suddenly feel horny and
hungry and proclaim this to all the neighbours through open
windows.
Bloody
hell the next
door neighbour turned up hammered last night. I saw them arrive with a massive bag of chicken nuggies. He must have passed out and woken up horny, with the
nuggets stuck to his face. I heard several “wankydoodledo’s” at 6am.