wankerdom

A land inhabited by wankers

"He was is the primary C.A.U.C in the whole of wankerdom"

"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"

"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"

by Holly February 16, 2005

wankerdickknob

a fusion of wanker dick and knob. see scottow

Dude, you are one hell of a wankerdickknob. i fucking hate you.

by Quiggin July 23, 2005

Wankenstien

Someone who wanks off alot and is cheap.
Origin came about when playing poker with my buddy, who wanks alot. He had the chip lead but refused to bet anything more than the minimum, and would fold if anyone increased the bets. The guy was tighter than sand. Damn Wankenstien!

Yo, why you gotsta be a damn wankenstien when you loaded, son?

by Ha Ha! May 2, 2006

Wankeod

Colloquial, mid eastern, British term for wanker.

He is such a wankeod

by dtskillz June 1, 2011

wankerd

getting really drunk

person 1: what did u do on the weekend?
person 2: went out with the boys and got really wankerd.

by billson1 August 26, 2013

Wanked

Wanked is a word derived from Wanker. It basically means that you were fucked.

I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Wanked all over

Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life

I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win

You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over

by torkyj February 3, 2020